he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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