So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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