i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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