So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She needs sedatives and a leash
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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