My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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