Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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