I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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