No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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