There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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