Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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