Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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