I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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