He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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