we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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