How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My vagina is officially offended.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
