That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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