So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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