You surviving the open bar?
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I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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