Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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