lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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