This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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