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we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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