Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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