ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
how does that bad decision feel?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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