I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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