you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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