I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Damn victory sex feels great
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
