it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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