I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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