I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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