Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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