Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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