I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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