More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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