It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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