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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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