oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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