This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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