Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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