There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
accomplished twins. life is a go
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I party with great urgency now.
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