He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up