I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We are two peas in an std pod
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
did you just send me my own nude
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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