I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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