The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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