what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize