I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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