But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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