Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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