You made me cry and you don't even care
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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