Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
