ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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