she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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