I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
